Since I’m promoting my voyeur cams so much these days, the time has come to put out a FAQ with some tips and explanation to help you fully enjoy your access to the 8 cams I now have in my home. For you, the viewers, and for me, the broadcaster, NOTHING is more frustrating than a misunderstood cam experience and I want to make sure you know exactly what to expect from me.
What is a “voyeur cam”? THE most important question. It’s an intimate look into my personal life with my husband, Joe, both on and off duty, sometimes with sound, when you can actually listen in on private conversations. IT’S NOT A CAMSHOW. Ever. It’s not the McDonald’s counter where you get to place your order and scream when I don’t pay attention. I’M NOT IN THE CHATROOM. Think of it as being allowed to peek in my windows of my home. Would you REALLY start yelling at me do dance around and entertain you? (Actually, I think some of you would but we won’t go there.)
Voyeurism is PASSIVE SPYING. You are being allowed to do this, frankly at some expense.
What will I see on these cams?: Anything. EVERYTHING. My actual real life. From the most boring day to day activities like cooking, cleaning, working on my websites (when you see me staring blankly at the screen on my desk), talking to my cats, showering, bathing, dressing, undressing and yes, sometimes shooting hot new indie porn with Joe and masturbating with my favorite toys or fucking for no good reason at all. You don’t get a say. THIS IS MY LIFE and my house, and you will see what you see. Enjoy.
What’s the difference between the Streamate voyeur cam and the Rude cams?: The “Rude” cams (hosted by Rude) is my main spycam solution and cover my entire home 24/7 on two accounts. Scroll up or down the page to access either “channel.” No sound, right-click/zoom functionality, full-screenable. There are also dozens of other spycam “houses” on this system for members to see, each with their own chatrooms. If my Rudecams are ever offline for any reason, another random performer’s house will appear. Find more by using the drop down menus and choosing “channels.”
The Streamate cam is a pay-per-minute ($2.49/min) voyeur cam hosted by streamate. HD, great resolution, often with sound (when convenient), totally free for my website members, but also available on Streamate’s assload of websites for a pay per minute fee. Comes with a chatroom accessible to both my website members and random paying streamate viewers. On when convenient, not 24/7 but usually on for several hours a day, at different times. YES, it’s going to look like I’m “in private.” This is to ensure no one sees it without appropriate age verification. Click “Group Show” to view. The “exclusive show” (1 on1 option) has been disabled because I’m not there to do 1 on 1 shows.
When do you do live porn shoots and what will they be like? When it’s time to shoot new SmokingMina or XxxMina content, or when Joe schedules a model for Montreal Dream or Glamour Smokers. USUALLY once a week, generally on Sundays. Could be anything from a shy lingerie model posing for his sites or Joe and I have full blown hardcore nasty ass sex with camcorder rolling. Follow me on Twitter to announcements on exact times and dates. The Streamate soundcam will always be on to make sure you get the best viewing experience. Be advised: shoots can happen anywhere in the house and be for any duration. Cams could be blocked by lights and other equipment or Joe himself behind his cameras. If we’re trying to get content, I cannot and will not nag him about accomodating spycams. You will see what you see.
Why do the cams go off sometimes? One of two possible reasons:
1) Even though we’re totally comfortable having you watch us in our home 24/7, we don’t live in a vacuum. Periodically, we may have company that absolutely refuses to be on cam, and we have to respect that. In that case, I will turn them off temporarily.
2) This isn’t big-budget network television, and the first rule of internet is Shit Happens — computers, software, or even hardware can break down, crap out, need rebooting, or just get buggy. If I have a serious connection or hardware problem and expect to be offline for a significant period of time, you’ll be informed of it. Otherwise, be patient and keep refreshing the page. I’ll always have them back up asap. I check all my cams several times a day to make sure they’re broadcasting ok.
You sat around naked for 2 hours yesterday and I’m pretty sure you flirted with me, why didn’t you do it today? Yesterday I felt like it or had time. Today I didn’t. Deal with it.
Why do you sit at your desk so much with a blank look on your face? Because that’s how you run a website, baby.
When will the sound be on and why isn’t it on all the time? Most evenings EST after 8 or 9 pm and only then because I don’t want to have to watch my every word all the time. Some privacy is still important to me, and after 8 or 9pm, the odds of random drop-ins or ringing phones go down. SOMETIMES if I don’t expect a lot to happen I will turn it on during the day while Joe is at work. Periodically, I may not turn it on at ALL that day, for one reason or another (bitchy, pms-y, having an argument, whatever). DO NOT email or message me in any way to nag about it.
I don’t LIKE the sound! Who wants to hear your coughing, yapping, or stupid TV shows? The Streamate HD cam has a mute button. Enjoy.
What are your cat’s names? The white Angora is Rosie, and the orange Tabby is Lexi.
OMG, there’s a naked guy on your cams and I just saw his joint! I paid to see a chick!! My eyes, my eyes!! WTF??? Husband. Lives here with me. Deal with it. If you’re one of those lame squeamish homephobe types traumatized by the sight of another naked man, here’s a tip: don’t look at him! Because (fair warning) he is utterly oblivious to the cams at all times. Small words: this is his house too and he doesn’t give a flying fuck what you see lol!
I paid good money to watch you, now get off your fat ass and do something interesting! No, you paid good money to see a VOYEUR CAM, or joined my website to see my galleries, videos, and spy on my daily routine, which CAN include something interesting but which can also include well-earned time spent out of the house, or watching movies in the living room. Or housework. Or boffing like rabbits. Or not.
You’re never in the chatrooms! Never said I would be. The Rude chatrooms are used a lot by a lot of different people. You’ll have more luck finding someone to talk to in one of them.
We’re real people with real lives/moods/feelings/weird habits and I guarantee you absolutely nothing about what you might see — except that what you do see will be a very real, very personal and totally unscripted look into the lives of an average 30-something couple who just happen to do porn on the internet.
If I email you and ask, will you take off your clothes/fuck/blow me a kiss/dance around/sing “O Canada”? No. Piss off. The SpyCams are for passive viewing of my private life. Unscripted means no nagging or requests. Ever. You’re asking for a private show and I don’t do them.
Don’t you ever do camshows? I normally do weekly camshows for my website members but have taken a hiatus. However, now that the Streamate cam with sound is finally available in my members area, when I start doing them again, I will do them there. Streamate members will be able to join in and watch and chat with me but it’s going to be GROUP show. Still no requests, still no nagging, still no demands. When I choose to be available for private 1 on 1 camshows I will be here and that only happens when I have time. Which is rarely.
Thanks for reading and I hope this clarifies what you can expect from my voyeur cams. This goes for website members, Streamate viewers and Rude viewers. I really love sharing my personal life with those who enjoy real voyeur cams — and I know that’s most of “my guys” but if it’s NOT your thing, you will not enjoy these cams. Screaming at me and leaving pissy messages will not change a thing.
In which case, you’ll find these camgirls MUCH more accommodating.
