Next Stop, Cuba!

Dear Readers, I am not dead.  Things have just been super hectic for the last month and now suddenly we’re going to Cuba.  TOMORROW.  For 7 glorious day and even though the weather forecast promises that the first four will be cool, grey and rainy (you know, like a Montreal summer) I don’t give a shit.  We might get one beach day out of the whole trip, but I’m thrilled anyway.  Joe called me last Monday and said “Baby, we’re getting the fuck out of here.  How’s Cuba?”  I screeched “What?” in return, which pretty much told him all he needed to know.

I MEANT to blog…I meant to release sneak peeks of what’s new…I even meant to answer email.  All before I left.  As it is, it’s 8:33pm my time, I should be in bed by 10, to be up by 4am, to be at the airport by 7am.  And I’m still waiting for kitty litter so the cats can poop in a relatively stink-free box and have two more loads of laundry to do.  So…my apologies, guys.

However, I DID want to get in here briefly to wish you all a wonderful week and to recommend you fill your peeping time with Trixie or Jess via SOY or my other new favorite sweetie blond Brit babe Tanya aka @PornoTits on Twitter.  They’ll keep you nicely primed while I’m gone, as my SpyCams will be down for the week.  Expect my return on March 9th around 6 or 7pm, hopefully with lots of hot hotel-room action from our trip!

As for the sneak peeks, check out my latest video releases at my Clipstore, which of course went to my websites XxxMina and SmokingMina first, as always since Mina Members are cooler than anyone else and thus get more attention and love.  Speaking of which, darlings, your updates will of course continue on schedule while I’m gone.  Expect new HD videos  on the 4th and the 8th respectively.

I soooo hope we can shoot a bit while we’re there but I must confess, there is so much confusion surrounding Cuba (is it socialist?  Er…wait, in a way, so are we.  Then is it Communist?  A Caribbean version of North Korea?  I guess we’ll find out) and what you can and can’t get away with there, that I’m a little concerned about Joe and I fucking our brains out, getting great footage, then having some horny customs agent nose through our tapes.  If it gives him a thrill, what-the-fuck-ever, but getting jailed as Evil Foreign Pornographers would really….REALLY suck balls.  Explain that shit at the Canadian Embassy lol.  “C’mon, do something for us.  You know Harper’s a dirty bastard and would totally support this work.  Just lookit that hair.”  Hehehe…

Thanks again, Twitter friends, for your well-wishes and for not hating me too much over this trip.  I have tried to refrain from pissing and moaning things like “Aww…it’s only going to be 72 degrees!!” so as not to rouse too much ire.  Truth is, we’re sooo lucky to be able to do this (think of it — Cubans themselves CAN’T) and I can’t wait to get there!  We so loved the 4 countries in the Caribbean that we got to see during our cruise in 2008 and I’m just bonkers to see the next one and actually get to stay for a few days.  It’s pretty hard to really get a sense of a place during what is essentially a 6-hour beach-break.

I expect this trip to be a little more laid back this time too.  For one thing, we’ll be in one location which will make it impossible to run our asses off non-stop like we did the last trip.  Which is a good thing because my honey is utterly frazzled (the reason for this trip actually).  Many of you know, Joe has a day job that he SORT OF enjoys (and a biz partner he loves working with who’s practically like a brother….or a 2nd wife lol) but that sucks the very life out of him at times.  Honestly, I keep recommending blowjob therapy and I really think it’s sunk in…..if we even leave the hotel room the first few days, I’d be rather surprised…..heehee…

Back to my laundry darlings.  Have  a lovely week.  I wish I could stay in touch but I hear internet access is rather medieval in Cuba but oh well.  I’ll be back Tweeting my ass off with you on the 9th.

Kisses, Mina xoxoxo