Current Mood: Playful & Playful

Happy Thanksgiving Americans (I’m Canadian and we had ours in October).  Have a lovely and safe holiday and be thankful for oversexed amateurs and smoking fetish porn.

Mina xoxoxo

Current Mood: Happy

You’re damn right I’ve got hot new porn to tell you about.  But first, rather than run the risk of over-Tweeting, a small update about other random stuff going on:

• Thanks to all Mina Members/Readers/Tweeps for their concern about my mother-in-law.  She’s still in the hospital, but out of intensive care and doing better.  No apparent rush to let her out unfortunately, but it can’t be much longer.
• Some of you may have heard we’ll be moving soon and yes, that is indeed the case.  Brainiacs that we are, we’ve come up with the bright idea to do it January 1st and break a lease to do it, but the new place (or from Joe’s viewpoint:  the old place — he had it about 10 yrs ago and has raved about it ever since) is totally worth it.   I can’t even DESCRIBE how fucking awesome it is (bigger…newer….better neighborhood…quieter) but if any place is worth the pain in the ass we’re about to take on (and possible financial hit), this place is it.  And of course, I can’t wait to see how it looks with 7 or 8 SpyCams rigged up.
• However, this also means there’s probably no point whatsoever to doing any decorating for Christmas here *pout*.
• I’ve been whiny lately so a big wet thank you to The Man/Tweeps/Readers for putting up with it.  Tired, stressed, not feeling well, blah blah blah you name it, I’ve been feeling it and (being me) have of course been extremely vocal about it.  However, things are generally cool and I’ll live, so thanks for your patience and support.
• I still owe at least 12 of you a goddamn email reply.  Yes, I’m worse than ever and thank god some of you have given up entirely and just keep in touch via Twitter now.  I still love getting your email but am constantly nibbled away by guilt over how long it takes me to get back to you.
• In case CouchCam watchers have been wondering what I’ve been staring blankly at, recently we’ve watched Freaks, the new Star Trek (yay SIMON PEGG — and um…oh yeah, those other guys in it) and Up.  All awesome flicks.  In case you’re wondering what I’ve been staring at and muttering to myself furiously about, it’s Resident Evil 5’s b0nus game Mercenaries.  I am utterly obsessed with getting an A rank for each character unlocked so we can unlock more characters.
• Still at the salon across the street from my house (for the next 5 weeks anyway) being a nail lady Wednesday to Saturday and yes, it’s going well, clientele is growing and I’ve got estrogen coming out my ears.  Could be why I’ve been so whiny lately, although my vote goes to PMS.  FUN.
• Hot Yoga is fun as HELL.  Neither Jerusha nor I could make it last week, though but this week, we’re so totally there.  I walked out of my first class in an almost post-orgasmic state of bliss.
• My cute Egyptian friend Madison has started cleaning for me now, every 2nd Tuesday and no, sorry I can’t afford to pay her to do it naked.  If it’s really that important to you (because you’re watching via SpyCams), grab 5 friends and go join 1 of my goddamn sites so I can.
• Did I mention I’m really FUCKING happy Madison is cleaning for me??  I can still manage some of that housewife crap (I even cooked something last night) but I would so rather work for a living.
• And speaking of the sites (which is kinda like porn news), specifically the SpyCams, I would remind viewers (Mina Members or someone else’s) that voyeurism is a PASSIVE pasttime.  In other words, you watch.  You enjoy.  If you don’t like what you’re seeing, you go watch something else.  And that’s where it ENDS.  I will not tolerate any nagging, hints, suggestions, requests or whiny complaints about what you’re seeing of any kind.  You are watching MY LIFE and I will conduct it as I see fit.  This goes for Mina Members too, and I don’t give a rat’s ass how long you’ve been one or what you think you’re entitled to.  I’ve had to do some nose-slapping recently over this and I WILL do it again.  Don’t be next.  A trick to dealing with me is to realize that by the time I’m flipping out at you, odds are I’ve already mentioned whatever is pissing me off at least FOUR FUCKING TIMES.  Learn to listen and/or fucking read.  I promise you, my moods are rarely a mystery.

And that’s the news.  Next, on to the new porn.

Mina xoxoxoxo

Current Mood: Surprised

Good morning, Dear Readers.  Before I run off to play respectable nail lady for the rest of the week, I wanted to swing by here and update you on what’s been going on and what will be.

First and foremost of course is tomorrow’s life porn shoot with Oro Mali — she’s back to grace the smoking hot pages of Glamour Smokers and Montreal Dream tomorrow afternoon EST (usually at 2 or 3pm EST).  Shoot will be approximately 3 hours long and you can watch all the action life on my 24/7 SpyCams, no matter which site you’re a member of.  Full access, as always via the XxxMina or SmokingMina members areas.  I’ll be at work at the salon so I depend on Mina Members to snag some good SpyCam captures.

Other than that, all is cool just busy as hell.  Still getting accustomed to this whole “day job” thing but I’m also really enjoying it.  The work is fun, I’m seeing some profit, and I fully expect to be run ragged as the holidays get closer.  I’m managing to juggle the sites and salon well enough it seems (although Mina Members awaiting a reply to their emails may disagree – sorry!) and you guys have been wonderfully patient with my periodic tardiness as I adapt.  Now if the housekeeper could just get over the damn flu so I can get her ass back to work, life would be peachy.  I gave up that “housewife” crap eons ago and have even less interest in it and time for it now.

In other news and in no particular order, here’s what else has been or will be going on:

• I’m starting Hot Yoga classes with my girlfriend J-dawg tonight and CANNOT wait — those of you who listen to me whine on Twitter (or who have been listening to me whine for years) know that I’ve put on about 5lbs in the last 5 years I can simply abide no longer.  MOO.
• We went on a Star Wars fest the last few days.  Finished with Return of the Jedi last night, which always rocks, except George Lucas still needs a slap in the head for tweaking it up with bad cgi and re-releasing.  GAY.
• We shot new indie porn Sunday.  A quickie strip-n-spread gallery, a smoking video, then some loud as hell fucking.  Feedback indicates several Mina Members caught it and you should have, too.  HOT cumshot splatter action, baby!
• Joe’s birthday is next Tuesday (oh and do I have just the gift for him..), thus we’re having friends for dinner Saturday.  I’ve STRONGLY hinted rugrats should be left at home (or in a ditch or whatever handy hole people can stash them in for a few hours) thus Members should be able to catch it all via the SpyCams.   Yes, I will ply people with booze in an attempt to (further) corrupt them.
• my update schedule has migrated a tad.  Members can expect new content these days roughly mid-week (SmokingMina) and weekends (XxxMina) and there’s a hot new HD smoking fetish video in there right now!
• If great video and only video is your true passion, my clipstore has also been updated with  recent releases.  Of course, everything I shoot ends up in there sooner or later and the catch is that it’s “when I get around to it.”  The good news is that you can download what you want, when you want, as you want, if you don’t want to be locked into a full site membership.  Goest thou hither and jerk thy dick.

And in other news, holy crap on a cracker…once upon a time Joe had a kickass upper duplex similar to what we have now, except twice the size, in better repair and in a quieter, better neighborhood.  And it’s vacant again and he’s the first one the owners though of.  Can’t blame them for that one (because he’s just awesome) except fuckadiddle, we went to see it last night and it’s EVERYTHING he said.  Bigger…better…huger…quieter…..still two balconies but one qualifes as an actual DECK and with concrete support.  We totally need it now except the fun part will be getting out of our lease here.

On a bright note, this building has been sold so at least it won’t be the previous owner we walk out on a lease with.  He’s a great guy and we’d have felt pretty bad about it.   The new owners arrive December 1st and although they seem like very nice people, the other place is fucking gorgeous.  And BIGGER!  Did I say bigger already?  How we’ve managed to already outgrow a 3 bedroom, I don’t know but outgrow it we have and while that place is also just a 3 bedroom, it’s also really…..REALLY…fucking big.  It seems size matters, after all.  At least when it comes to this shit.

So we’re in rather a spot, but to tell you the truth, I don’t really expect much difficulty finding someone to take this place over.  Upper duplexes like this are in great demand in this area and the sooner we’re out, the sooner the new owners can jack the rent.  Vince, the previous owner, cut us a bit of a break there and apparently it’s already been mentioned that they find his asking price a bit low.  Say no more…we’re gone, feel free to jack it as high as you want, folks.  Oh, and while you’re at it, jack this.

And on that note, it’s shower time then I’ll be off to the salon for the day, back briefly for dinner, then off to yoga tonight.  Have a good day, everyone.

Mina oxoxoxox

Current Mood: Esctatic & Esctatic

Good morning, dear Readers!  It’s the crack of dawn here and I’m up and about in time to begin my day at the salon but before I run off and play Respectable, I did want to pop on briefly and give you a sneak peek at what’s going on with our little porn empire.

So often, I am too busy making hot new xxx and fetish porn to tell you about it and of course, that is true once again.  Thus without further ado, here’s what’s recently new in the dirty little world Joe and I have created for ourselves and you:

SmokingMina members got to check out my smokin’ hot booty, shown to best effect in a this cute black cutout dress and with my long black holder:

Glamour Smokers members found a whole lot to love about sexy BBW Kerosene and her black satin corset:

XxxMina Members got the “masturbation, baby!” version of me showing off my hot round booty in that same cutout dress and my kickass black boots:

Montreal Dream members found that Kelly Clark had her man Derek a little tied up — not that he was complaining!

The week before that, XxxMina members helped me celebrate the return of my fall fluff in kickass HD video action.  The weather is getting colder and at this time of year, my pussy likes a little down on it to keep warm and protected:

Smoking Mina members sparked up and shot their loads for me over a hot, LOUD, HD smoking sex video that ended in a fabulous cumshot all over my tits:

Glamour Smokers members shot a load for Lily Fatale (members may remember watching this shoot live on the 24/7 SpyCams), who lights up then gets juiced up for the camera in HD pussyplay action:

I get fucked hard and blasted with yet another huge wad of Joe’s cum in more HD XxxMina video action:

And last but not least, Glamour Smokers hottie Angelina plays forest nymph in a long gown and sucks back a thick cigar:

On another note, what’s this about “off to the salon”?  Well, if you’re a good Mina Member (ie:  in frequent contact and/or following me on Twitter), you know I’ve finished that nail tech course I took this summer and have started working 4 days a week at the salon across the street from my house.  If you didn’t know, well, now you do.  It’s going awesome and after 8 years of sitting in this chair, it’s been nice to be out.  Not that I haven’t enjoyed the hell of doing nothing but homemade online indie porn, but after 8 years of anything, no matter how enjoyable, it was definitively time for something new.

And the side effect I’d hoped for has indeed come to pass:  returning to the whole “double life” thing has been fun and is only more so when I get back to working on our little smut empire.  So yeah, that’s working out:  nail tech by day/porn goddess by night is indeed cool.

That isn’t to say it hasn’t had its challenges.  Juggling the two, plus the house, and then finding time for myself and Joe has been dicey at times, so once again I do have to thank Members for their patience with me as I get a handle on things.  Slowly but surely, I’m feel like I’m getting things under control and getting that cleaning service I used to have back starting next week is going to make me feel even more so.  Yay — more time for porn!

In other news and in no particular order:

• We DID the trip to New Brunswick (Canada, Americans), visited my parents and my father is out of the hospital and doing much better.  Thanks so much to all who showed concern and support, especially my honey Joe who was ready to go even before I was.  THAT was frickin’ scary.
• I am still not used to getting up at 6:30am in the morning but I do tend to get an awful lot done.
• Joe is back to shooting hot naked chicks for his websites.  Check the 24/7 Spycams (full access for all members, no matter which site you’re a member of) Thursday afternoons EST.  And since odds are, I’ll be working at the salon during shoots for the foreseeable future, it’s up to you to grab great cam captures for me.  And no, I can’t make him move the goddamn lights and he doesn’t ALWAYS block the SpyCams.
• I’ll be starting Hot Yoga next week with my friend Jerusha!  Very excited about it and assuming it does something to get me into shape, you might be too.  Google “hot yoga” if you want to know why it’s hot, aside from the fact that we’ll be there.
• No, I still cannot get Jerusha naked on camera.  Lol.
• We had a lot of fun at that wedding we went to on Sunday.  As I mentioned before, Kenny, the dirty bastard who runs the network our sites are on now has a Mrs. Dirty Bastard and we wish them both all the happiness in the world because they’re awesome people.  No, I don’t think she does porn, lol.
• Bonus:  we got to hang out with the lovely Seska and her awesome hubby James at the wedding and I met another fabulous chick too.  Too bad she lives in Toronto, though.
• Huge shout out because Mina Members spoiled me rotten once again:  Tweety darling, thanks so much for the adorable new glass dildo, and Radmul darling thanks so much for the gift package — sexy lingerie, cigarettes, bling, nail polishes and oodles of SpyCams captures…wow, you guys DO take lovely care of your Mistress!  Muuahs xoxoxoxo

And with that, I wish you all a horny Hump Day.  It’s shower time and I’m out of here.

Mina xoxoxo