That time once again, Dear Readers, when I just know you’ve been asking yourself, what the hell’s new in Mina’s dirty little world?  Wait no longer darlings. It’s been a very busy month and I’ve got LOTS of recent updates to tell you about.

Glamour Smokers members recently welcomed back pink-haired punk Victoria who’s stripped her ass down and blowing smoke rings for us:

Smoking Mina members got to see my personal fetish in action.   The only thing finer than relaxing with one of my favorite 120s is to smoke it while Joe puts his fabulous tongue to work servicing my pussy:

Blond Oro Mali and her eerie resemblance to Heather Graham returned to Montreal Dream the other day, skips the foreplay and just gets naked:

XxxMina members know, I do also love my toys for when Joe’s tongue isn’t around.  Especially in conjunction with one camcorder catching my “O” faces (in my cute rimless glasses) and the other catching all the close up, toyfucking action….:

Looking like she’d love a licking herself, Victoria is visiting Montreal Dream fully nude in thick wedge heels, legs spread wide with her pussy wet and ready:

XxxMina’s foot fetish members got something for them last week, after a trip to the beach resulted in me showing off my cute sandy toes, complete with sexy dark red pedicure:

SmokingMina members lipstick fans got to see what my new dark red/black lipstick looks like soaking into the butt of a Saratoga 120 and hear a little fantasy stemming from it:

And brand new today, XxxMina members are told to cum to order!  On the table for discussion today is my fabulous pussy and how much fun it is to fuck it with my favorite glass dildos:

And of course, we’re nowhere near done with you yet.  I’ve got a camshow Friday at 6pm EST another live shoot scheduled this Sunday and Mina members can catch all that action on my 13 24/7 Spycams.

Current Mood: Sickly

Found this little gem today, illustrating very nicely the fabulous results of modern parenting and totally reinforcing why I’ll never breed.  I don’t want MY kids anywhere near YOUR kids.

In investigating the histories and past infractions of serial killers, many are found to have begun with animal abuse. The kids who ran down the moose are well on their way to being successful little sociopaths. Their next victim may be your daughter. Or your grandmother. Or YOU.

Unfortunately, it’s probably already too late to do anything about them. You can’t teach discipline and respect for others (and animals) at 15. But oh, no God forbid anyone say “no” to Little Johnny when he’s young enough for it to be effective. You might give him a complex. And *gasp* what if he cries???  Then you’d have to….you know….listen to it.  Holy shit.

So give him another Ipod and whatever medication you’ve got him on and continue to tell yourself that he’s just “high strung” or has “ADDHDDFGBCD version 2.0″ or whatever the current stupid excuse is for bad behavior and complete lack of discipline.

Congratulations to all of today’s “modern, progressive” parents. Your kids are nuts:  animal abuse, assaulting old people, the commission of rapes and sexual assaults by 14….today’s youth is capable of frightening brutality and I totally blame the current passive-aggressive, materialistic, weak-sister, climate of parenting.

You’re afraid of your children and they KNOW it.   So yeah, thanks so much for breeding.  Now keep your little shits away from me.  Yep, even YOURS.  No, your kid isn’t different.  No, TRUST me:  I WON’T LIKE THEM.   I know you think YOU, of all the billions on this planet, were the one to squeeze out that perfect little angel the world was waiting for, but no…your kid’s probably a mouthy little screaming monkey too.  Keep it quiet, and keep it away from me.

Current Mood: Playful & Playful

Happy August, Dear Readers!   Time once again to give you a sneak peek at recent updates gracing our filthy little empire.  So without further delay (because you know you  want it, you horny bastard), let’s have a Standing O for “orgasm” and for oh my god, it’s Glamour Smokers’ Oro Mali:

This 15 minute HD video features her lovely lips wrapped around a thick cigar but she soon decides she’d enjoy it more naked.  I have to agree.

Speaking of lovely lips, SmokingMina fans will understand me tooting my own horn over today’s new HD video:

Join me bedside for a Virginia Slims 120, so close you can almost taste my thick drags and the red lipstick soaking into the white cigarette butt.  Smoking fetish, glasses, lipstick, and lingerie fans won’t know where to look first with this one!

XxxMina fans gave up entirely on any lipstick in last week’s HD video update:

Joe and I are at it again and the LAST thing on my mind is what I look like.  First he licks my pussy, and with you so close over my shoulder watching, my screams probably broke your eardrums.  A sideways 69 gets us both in on the action and the noise level goes down some with my mouth full of Italian dick.  But once he starts almost literally pole vaulting off my pussy, that’s it for your ears, baby.  He fucked me totally raw, and I really couldn’t walk right for 2 days.  NICE.

The HD version is a huge 17 minute download, so if your machine can’t handle it, enjoy the faster-downloading mid-range WMV version.  Those of you with the time on your hands to hold out for HD may want to burn it to DVD, and watch me on tv.  The bigger the better, baby — those with a  nice widescreen LCD or Plasma tv will love it!  I know I did:P

Montreal Dream members got to welcome back and jerk their meat to the lovely, leggy Emmanuelle:

She’s stripped right the fuck down to nothing but a bit of fluff on her pussy, her high heels and a sexy smile and just loves the thought of you beating off a piece to her tiny ass.  More of this babe coming VERY soon.  Yum.

In other news, we’re (as always) busy as hell.  Those of you following me on Twitter (a great way to stay in touch, too…and between that and the cams, you pretty much know my every single move) already know most of what I’ve been up to but for the rest of you, here’s a random summation:

• passed 3 of 4 “blocs” of my nail tech courses, yay me.  One “bloc” left to do, and then I get to go play with nails all day and (they tell me) get paid pretty well for it.  Sweet.  I will soon have 3 of my 4 certificates indicating I’m not likely to kill anyone with a manicure, although as my poor friend J can attest, I have drawn blood.  Oops…
• My parents are in the area, and we all hooked up with the rest of the clan recently in Trenton, Ontario due to the passing of my oldest nephew.  THAT totally sucked donkey balls.:-(  But on a bright note, my parents, sisters, and I really did enjoy seeing each other and our families.  It would be fun to see how we do during a visit that WASN’T sparked by a death and I plan to make it happen.  Annually.
• Joe and I have been focusing heavily on and discussing frequently our work, our futures, our finances, our plans, and everything you can think of.  It’s recently hit us both that not only are we NOT kids anymore, we’re both literally almost 40.  It’s hard to take that “40″ shit seriously when we have such a blast all the time, but it’s true.  Thus, I guess you could say we’ve re-dedicated ourselves to success at our respective endeavors:  personal, financial, pornographic, etc.  And the good news about all this is that it’s happening.  Every day kicks ass.
• Been a quiet (and fucking RAINY) summer and most of what we’ve been doing is work, work, work and getting out for some low-key enjoyment.  A couple of camping trips (and I want at least one more), family dinners, and dinners out with friends has been pretty much the extent of it, which suits us fine.
• I’ve put on about 10 – 15 lbs and have been absolutely HORRIFIED, except people keep telling me it looks GOOD.  I don’t get it, but I hope my wankers feel the same.  You have to admit (those of you who’ve been with me long enough to know), I have no tits at all at 115lbs.
• In the last month or so, I’ve gotten some the absolute SWEETEST fanmails ever.  Yes, “your pussy is so hot” is always great to hear, but these guys got specific about everything from the palpable genuine enjoyment I take in what I do and sharing my life with the internet right on up to the quality of my content and the obvious time we take to shoot and edit properly.   I can’t thank you (and all my members) enough for joining my site, for sticking with me, and for the appreciation you guys show for what I put into it.  With such fabulous members like you (and you, and you, and you….), is it any wonder I want to give you the absolute best of myself that I can?  Muaaahs xoxoxoxo

And about the whole “almost 40″ thing, it’s true.  I’m now less than a month away from my 38th birthday, and to tell you the honest truth, I wouldn’t change a thing.  I never lie about my age, because my age rocks, whatever it is, and I’m enjoying myself more than I ever have before in my life, and I expect to continue to do so.  Everything kicks ass, everything is going great.  You couldn’t pay me to go back to my teens or my 20s.  The only thing they had going for them is that my figure was a little tighter.  Other than that, I honestly wouldn’t change a thing, and I know I never would have had the guts to do anything I’m doing now back then.

And I definitely suck dick WAY better now.  Or maybe it’s just the dick I’m sucking.  Hmm….

Mina xoxoxo